Total Medals Earned: 1,376 (From 205 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,515 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/17 (35/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Kill Zomboss.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (40/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING.
Medals Earned: 17/23 (290/500 points)
"I'm so glad you're here. Now we can work together and MY LEGS!!"
Kill your creator.
See title.
Defeat a master of combat.
Exorcise a demon.
Complete the game as Tom.
Complete the game with Pico.
Complete the game with the Madness guy.
Complete the game as Strawberry Clock.
Complete the game with Salad Fingers.
Complete the game as Trudy.
Complete the game with Cuboy.
Complete the game with Edd Egg.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Defeat your first opponent. He "works" for you now.
Take out 10 duellists.
Kill 25 characters. Make it hurt.
Massacre at least 50 combatants.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (225/225 points)